“CoD Newsflash” by Brother O’Brien

CoD Newsflash:

After very little thought and 2 bottles of MadDog 20/20 Kiwi-Lime, the Church of DIM is exploring the possibility of incorporating cannibalism into our faith. We are now seeking volunteers for our first potluck. Come as you are.

(No smokers or weirdos.)  Only you can make this a CoD tradition!

—Brother O’Brien