Hello Fellow Dimoebians!
So many of you have asked the restrictions The New Church of Dim puts on partying. The answer to that would, of course, be… none. In fact, partying is not only encouraged, but required under the as-of-now-unwritten 88 Commandments (praise be). For every drink drunk, and every sticky smoked, we are closer than ever to our Holy Protozoa. Perhaps even you will have a vision that will contribute to our growing new religion. DOWN WITH PEOPLE – UP WITH AMOEBA!