“Church of DIM Not Welcome in Iran”

Al Jazeera (21 May 2016): “Church of DIM not welcome in Iran”

Several Iranian clerics have decided that the growing Church of DIM (CoD) violates their beliefs and insults their god, and have banned members of the Church of DIM from entry into their country. When asked for comment, ‘Brother O’Brien’ of the CoD then asked, “Does Iran have nukes?” When told the answer was “not yet,” O’Brien smiled and confidently dismissed their proposed ban as “ignorant and poopy.” “If, however,” O’Brien continued, “any of the wonderful Iranian people should choose to join the CoD, I would
implore them to keep their faith hidden in the interest of self-preservation. Salam Aliakum.”

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