“Why is There No Holiday for June 6th?” by Brother Yates

Some of you (the READERS anyway) may have noticed that we didn’t post any new holiday for June 6th, and I bet you’re wondering WHY??? Because that is already an extremely holy day in the Church of DIM calendar: ST. SOBCHAK’S DAY!!!

If you have no idea what that is, or what the evening before, St. Sobchak’s Eve, are all about, then you need to educate yourself immediately! This religion has an illustrious history, and if you’re planning on being a member (and really, you have no choice at this point), you need to be an EDUCATED member—or you’ll be destroyed. Thanks!

—Brother Yates

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