“St. Nonsensicus Day!” by Richard F. Yates

The Primitive Entertainment Workshop

I declare today St. Nonsensicus Day! To pay homage to the saint of nonsensicalness and bizarrity, you should think weird thoughts, say weird things, and act like a complete nut-job all day and BASK in Nonsensicus’s cleansing strangeness. Reject seriocity!!!!! (for today at least…)

Now go plant a hot fudge sundae at a public park and tell the cops that you’re just trying to grow an ice-cream tree as a treat for all the kids! (We promise to post bail!*)

—Rev. Richard F. Yates, Level 23 Priesticus in the Church of Dim

(*Offer for bail money not valid within the Milky Way galaxy.)

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