“CoD Fact #459” by Brother O’Brien

CoD fact #459: Did you know that only 10% of a human’s cells in one’s body are actually human? The other 90% of your cells are “bacterial, viral, or parasitic”!!

In truth, the Church of Dim doesn’t even need to convert you – you’re already owned by the Lord Protozoa! (your slave instructions will soon follow…)

—Brother O’Brien

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