Happy Day of Debauchery!

That’s right, everyone, today is the day to do what you love and to do it to excess, and in public if at all possible. Drink too much, eat too much, %#$& too much, and don’t you fuckin’ feel bad about it! Celebrate those urges people. The Mother Protozoa gave them to you for a reason!

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