To all Dimericans:
As you know, the Church of Dim and The Two Ricks podcast have been targeted by the most heinous, spiteful, dangerous, volatile, and frightening group of haters: Christians. But not just any Christians, we are being harassed by the infamous Eastboro Baptist Church (picture below).
They hate us for our beliefs; they hate us for our unwavering faith; and they hate us because we only have 8% tithing and a kick-ass goddess, Mother Protozoa. Sure she is just a microscopic, worm-like parasite, but she has a very sweet disposition. She is also never judgmental and allows her followers to engage in unlimited debauchery.
We need your support now more than ever, so join us today.
Praise be the Amoeba.
The Church of Dim