The New Church of Dim vs The Universe (Part One)

It was inevitable! Once we started to preach the TRUE FAITH, all the falsies out there would have to rear their ugly, (I almost wrote “poopy,” but it somehow seems too strong,) heads to condemn us and try to silence our good works. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s welcome the Eastboro Baptistas to the fray!
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They say The New Church of Dim has killed their sons, that they pray for our deaths, well we say, “HA!” (Because we can’t think of much else to say.) Thanks for hating us, guys! Praise Mother Protozoa!

—Richard Y.

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