Thought: If we, at the Church of Dim, believe that humans are essentially cock-blocking evolution at this point, does that make us self-loathing? And does that, in turn, make us part Jewish?
Other unanswerable questions come to mind: Why is four? How much purple would it take to reach the moon? What is the difference between a cat?
It occurs to me that this is exactly why we have created our new religion in the first place: only an inferior species like human beings would waste time wondering if water floats – other animals are out there, having fun, doin’ it, running, jumping, doin’ it; no bills, no cell phones, no wars over religion, no congress (except for doin’ it).
Thank you, Mother Protozoa, leader of single-celled organisms, show us the way.