Mission Statement

Church of dim

~

Mission statement

 

            In every religion there is a common, fundamental, and truly flawed position held in their doctrines: the assumed superiority of human beings.  We, at the Church of Dim, are not so near-sighted.

            The CoD certainly recognizes and celebrates enlightened human spirits, such as Saint Sobchak and Prophet George Carlin (praise be), yet we believe in the inherent inferiority of man.  In the race of humans, we have all lost – we have created war and guns and Justin Bieber and potato chips flavored like Chicken & Waffles. Enough is enough.

            It is time that humans reverse course and devolve so that we may eventually slither back into slimy marshes and allow a new species to take the throne as kings of the food chain.  We at the CoD prefer to think of the new alpha species as a massive, eagle-like creature with a grizzly bear head, razor wings, laser eyes, sword like talons, a flame-throwing anus, and a 340 I.Q.  But the laser eyes part is pure speculation.

            Let us celebrate.  Let us commune. Let us devolve.

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “Mission Statement

  1. No local chapters in Florida, YET!!! However, you are now, officially, recognized as a purveyor of the doctrine of The Church of Dim! (Congratulations!) Feel free to start your branch and rule it as you see fit. The Church of Dim recognizes that all audiences are different and should be exploited in the most efficient way for that area! Good luck and may the Mother Protozoa be with you!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s